Sawyer Ford quotes from Lost

Jack

[to Sawyer] Hey, what are you doing?

Sawyer

What's it look like? (arming self) I'm coming with ya.

Jack

You're still on antibiotics.

Sawyer

It's a good thing I'm traveling with my doctor then.

Sawyer

[to Jack] What'd she do to you?

Jack

What?

Sawyer

Kate. What'd she do?

Jack

She didn't do anything.

Sawyer

Right. Yellin' at her because she wanted to help get Mike back makes a lot of sense.

Jack

Why don't you go back and see if I hurt her feelings?

Sawyer

I'm just sayin'...

Jack

Yeah. I know. You love her.

Sawyer

[to Locke] Oh, I don't know, Mr. Clean, I probably would have gone around Mt. Vesuvius.

Locke

Why'd you choose that name?

Sawyer

Ain't it obvious? All you need is an ear-ring and a mop.

Jack

What are you doing?

Sawyer

Shh I'm like this close to getting the high score on Donkey Kong.

Sawyer

Hate to interrupt whatever the Hell it is you're doing. What are you doing?

Locke

I'm alphabetizing.

Sawyer

Oh, sure. Sun gets attacked in the jungle and you figure it's a good time to start the damn Dewey decimal system. Good thinking!

Kate

[finding an article]: Alright, 10 Ways To Tell If He's A Sensitive Man.

Sawyer

This ought to be good.

Locke

[passes by] Morning.

Kate

Morning, John.

Sawyer

Now there's a sensitive man.

Kate

Not everyone is like you, Sawyer.

Sawyer

I guess that's why old Jacko and Ana-loo-loo didn't ask me to join their revolution. What, you didn't hear about their little army?

Sawyer

[to Kate] You couldn't get away. You versus Sun -- hot oil death match -- my money's on you, Sheena.

Kate

Thanks for your vote of confidence.

A little bit.

Sawyer

Well here's the good news baby. Everyone's scared. And the thing they're scared of most, is missing an opportunity.

Sawyer

Wanna play real stakes? Name 'em!

Jack

It's a pile of fruit, man.

Sawyer

And I want it back.

Kate

Should I go get a ruler?

Sawyer

When I asked you what you wanted for stakes, why didn't you ask for the guns?

Jack

When I need the guns, I'll get the guns.

Charlie

Any of you guys see a plane last night?

Sawyer

Yeah I saw it Tattoo. I just decided not to tell anyone.

Sawyer

You're like locusts! How about a little order here?

Charlie

Shouldn't we make someone trustworthy take care of this?

Sawyer

Oh, like you Baby Napper?

Libby

OK, hey, guys, guys: How about no-one's in charge, OK? I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need

Sawyer

Great plan, Moonbeam. After That we can sing "Kumbaya" and do trust falls.

Kate

So he just attacked you, huh?

Sawyer

Try to contain yourself, Freckles

Kate

What? I'm worried. You look like you got your ass kicked.

Sawyer

Don't you got an adventure to get to? I think Timmy fell down a well over that way.