[on helping Sawyer] ...all I'm gonna get is a snappy one-liner, and, if I'm lucky, a brand-new nickname.
“Deus Ex Machina” · Season 1, Episode 19
In this episode: Dr. Jack Shephard (4), Sawyer Ford (2), Kate Austen (2), John Locke (1), Hurley Reyes (1), Anthony Cooper (1)
[diagnosing Sawyer] Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
What's that got to do with my headaches?
Maybe a lot.
...yes.
Have you ever contracted an STD? [Sawyer is silent] I'll take that as a yes. When was your last outbreak?
Go to hell, Doc.
I know he deserved it, but...
He needs glasses.
You've got hyperopia.
Hyperopia? That's..... What is that?
You're farsighted.
[on Sawyer's new glasses] Dude, looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter.
Thank you for helping him [Sawyer] I know it was probably the last thing you wanted to do.
I didn't do it for him.
[about Emily Locke] She said that I didn't have a father -- that I was immaculately conceived.
[laughing] Really? Well, I guess that makes me god, huh?
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