“Outlaws” · Season 1, Episode 16
In this episode: Sawyer Ford (3), Kate Austen (3), Christian Shephard (3), James Ford (2), John Locke (1), Hurley Reyes (1), Charlie Pace (1)
Hurley, look, I appreciate the help. You don't have to. I killed Ethan, I can bury him.
Yeah, 'til he raises from the dead. Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle... screaming, crying... he catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps.
[Kate and Sawyer play "I never"]
I've never been in love!
You've never been in love?
I ain't drinking, am I?
[Kate drinks]
I never had a one-night stand!
[Sawyer drinks]
Bottom's up, Sailor!
I gotta drink for each one?!!
I've never been to Disneyland
[Kate doesn't drink]
Oh come on. Thats just sad.
Do you know why they call Australia "Down Under"? Because it's as close as you can get to Hell without being burned.
This... This business that you have... Will it ease your suffering?
Yeah.
Then what are you doing here?
It aint that simple.
Of course it is! Unless you want to end up like me, of course it is!
[Kate and Sawyer are playing "I Never"]
I never been to Disneyland.
[Kate doesn't drink.]
Ah, that's just sad.
I never wore pink.
[Sawyer drinks.]
I knew it.
The '80's. I never voted democrat.
[Kate doesn't drink.]
I never voted.
[Sawyer drinks.]
I've never been in love.
You've never been in love?
I ain't drinking, am I?
[Kate drinks.]
I've never had a one night stand.
[Sawyer drinks.]
Bottoms up, sailor.
I've gotta drink for each one.
Your turn.
I've never been married.
[Kate drinks a small sip.]
It didn't last very long. I never blamed a boar for all my problems.
[Sawyer drinks.]
I never cared about having carte blanche because I just wanted to spend some time with the only other person on this Island that just don't belong.
[Kate drinks.]
I never carried a letter around for 20 years because I couldn't get over my baggage.
[Sawyer drinks.]
I never killed a man.
[Kate drinks. Sawyer drinks.]
Well, looks like we got something in common, after all.
My sister, Jeanie, died when I was a boy. Fell off the monkey bars and broke her neck. And my mother, well, my foster mother, she blamed herself, of course. She thought she wasn't watching close enough. So, she stopped eating, stopped sleeping. The neighbors started talking, afraid she might do something to herself, I guess. [Sipping coffee] Oh, that's good. Anyway, about 6 months after Jeanie's funeral, this golden retriever comes padding up our driveway, walks right into our house, sits down on the floor, and looks right at my mother, there on the couch. And my mother looks back at the dog. After about a minute of this, of them both staring at each other like that, my mother burst into tears. Beautiful dog, no tags, no collar, healthy, and sweet. The dog slept in Jeanie's old room, on Jeanie's old bed and stayed with us until my mother passed 5 years later. Then, disappeared back to wherever it was she came from in the first place.
So, you're saying the dog was your sister?
Well, that would be silly. But my mother thought it was, thought that Jeanie had come back to tell her the accident wasn't her fault, let her off the hook.
You know why they call Australia down under, don't you? Because it's as close as you can get to hell without being burned.
[to bartender] How about you leave the bottles? [to Christian] What'd you handle, back in the States?
I was a Chief of Surgery.
Was?
Yeah, was.
So, we're in hell, huh?
Don't let the air conditioning fool you, son. You are here, too. You are suffering. But, don't beat yourself up about it. It's fate. Some people are just supposed to suffer. That's why the Red Sox will never win the damn series. I have a son who's about your age. He's not like me, he does what's in his heart. He's a good man, maybe a great one. And right now, he thinks that I hate him. He thinks I feel betrayed by him. But what I really feel is gratitude, and pride because of what he did to me. What he did for me. It took more courage than I have. There's a pay phone over here. I could pick it up and I could call my son. I could tell him about all this. I could tell him that I love him. One simple phone call and I could fix everything.
Why don't you?
Because I am weak.
[to Sawyer, who has just shot him] It'll come back around.
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