Sawyer Ford quotes from Lost

Sawyer

Thank you, Lord!

Sawyer

I take that back!

Sawyer

You were wrong!

Sawyer

That's the damn hatch, just like when we left it when we started jumping through time!

Sawyer

If she dies, I'll kill him.

Sawyer

It's not your fault she's dead... It's mine. She was sittin' right there, right where you are now, tryin' to leave this place - and I convinced her to stay. I made her stay on this island because I didn't want to be alone. You understand that right? ... But, uh... But I think some of us are meant to be alone. [Sawyer glances down at ring he's holding] I was gonna ask her to marry me.

Kate

Where did that come from?

Sawyer

Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know?

Kate

Not the bear--the gun.

Sawyer

I got it off one of the bodies.

Sayid

One of the bodies.

Sawyer

Yeah, one of the bodies.

Shannon

People don't carry guns on planes.

Sawyer

They do if they're a U.S. Marshal, sweet cheeks. There was one on the plane.

Kate

How do you know that?

Sawyer

I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what. I just shot a bear!

Kate

So why do you think he's a Marshal?

Sawyer

Because he had a clip-on badge. I took that, too. Thought it was cool.

Sawyer

You're just not looking at the big picture, Doc. You're still back in civilization.

Jack

Yeah? And where are you?

Sawyer

Me? I'm in the wild.

Sayid

We can find food. There are plenty of things on this island we can use for sustenance.

Sawyer

And exactly how are we gonna find this sustenance?

Locke

We hunt.

Kate

How did you get that on the plane?

Locke

Checked it.

Jack

You either have very good aim, or very bad aim, Mr...

Michael

Locke. His name is Locke.

Jack

Okay Mr. Locke, what is it that we're hunting?

Locke

We know there are wild boar on the island. Razorbacks by the look of em. The ones that came into the camp last night were piglets, 100, 150 pounds each. Which means that there's a mother nearby. A 250 pound rat, with scimitar like tusks, a surly disposition, who'd love nothing more than to eviscerate anything that comes near it. Boar's usual mode of attack is to circle around and charge from behind so I figure it'll take at least three of us to distract her long enough for me to flank one of the piglets, pin it and slit its throat.

Sawyer

And you gave him his knife back?

Jack

[To Sawyer about Locke's hunting] Well if you've gotta better idea?

Sawyer

Better than the three of us wandering into the magic forest to bag a hunk of ham with nothing but little bitty hunting knife? Hell no it's the best idea I ever heard. [Locke reveals his suitcase full of hunting knives.]

Hurley

Who is this guy?

Jack

[Trying to get Shannon's inhalers] You attacked a kid for trying to help his sick sister.

Sawyer

No, I whooped a thief 'cause he was going through my stuff--

Jack

Yours? What makes it yours?

Sawyer

--which I had to move because everybody wants to help themselves.

Jack

You can just take something out of a suitcase, and that makes it yours?

Sawyer

Look, I don't know what kind of commie share-fest you're running over in cave town, but down here possession's nine-tenths and a man's got a right to protect his property.

Jack

Get up!

Sawyer

Why, you wanna see who's taller?

Jack

I said get up!

Kate

Are you serious?

Sawyer

Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious.

Sawyer

Well, well, well. I don't know if you Islams got a concept of karma, but I get the sense this island just served you up a heaping platter of cosmic payback.

Sayid

What do you want?

Sawyer

Dr. Do-Right doesn't trust me with his antibiotics so I gotta hump it up here every day to get my meds. You know, a less magnanimous man than I might just be thinking he could beat the ever-living snot out of you right now without fear of reprisal.

Sayid

You want a shot, take it. But know that I left this camp out of shame for what I did to you. It was never my intention to return.

Sawyer

Sorry, fresh out of sweet forgiveness. If it wasn't your intention to return, then why did you?

Sawyer

So, a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever. And why am I getting the evening news from a six-year-old?

Walt

I'm ten.

Sawyer

Okay, then it must be true.

Sawyer

I was protecting you!

Kate

From what? Southern perverts?

Michael

You're wasting your time, man. If you pick the lock on a Halliburton, I'll put you on my back and fly us to L.A.

Sawyer

You better find yourself a runway, Daddy. 'Cause there ain't a lock I can't pick.

Sawyer

Looks like ol' Steve drew the short straw.

Hurley

Dude, that was Scott.