Charlie Pace quotes from Lost

Charlie

Hey guys, is this normal? Day turning into night sort of end-of-the-world type weather? Is this... Guys?

Charlie

That's French! The French are coming! I've never been so happy to hear the French!

Charlie Pace

I'm a bloody rock god!

Charlie

I had this dream once. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird.

Charlie

[imitating Claire's diary] "Dear Diary, still on the bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug. Love, Claire."

Charlie

[to Sawyer] You hit like a ponce.

Charlie

You boys talk about Claire all you want. I'm actually going to go spend some time with her. I get the impression she might still be a tad upset.

Charlie

You're not the only one with baggage, you know. Do you want to know what I was doing when the plane went down? Snorting heroin, in the toilet. I was such a junkie I couldn't even take a plane trip without having a fix.

Charlie

Okay, check this out...this is track two, it's called -- [Claire tries to stop him from moving] sorry, it's called 'Monster Eats the Pilot.'

Charlie

[to Hurley] I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself. And this baby's made of chocolate lollipops. So if you'll excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this island.

Charlie

What are you gonna do, beat me with your Jesus stick? I find it kind of ironic that your scripture stick has dried blood on it. What kind of priest are you?

Charlie

Most people, when they see a monster made of black smoke, they run!

Charlie Pace

[to Eko] You going to beat me with your Jesus stick? I find it a little odd that your scripture stick has dried blood on it.

Charlie Pace

[to Eko] So, you wake up in the middle of the night; you grab your Jesus stick; you race off into the jungle. You don't call; you don't write?

Charlie

John! Eko is very upset, John!