“Everybody Hates Hugo” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Sawyer Ford (3), Hurley Reyes (3), John Locke (2), Charlie Pace (1), Ana-Lucia Cortez (1), Michael Dawson (1), Jin Soo-Kwon (1), Bernard Nadler (1)
[in English] Hi there, Hurley.
Jin, you're here.
That's right.
Dude, you speak English!
No, you're speaking Korean.
[in Korean] I am? [A man in a chicken costume appears next to Jin.] What's he doing here?
Everything's going to change.
What?
Everything's going to change. Have a cluckity cluck-cluck day, Hugo.
[female voice] Hurley!
The only time you move is to lift a drumstick out of the bucket. Every day is the same thing, Hugo: work, TV, chicken. You have to change your life, Hugo. You think someone else will do it for you? Maybe if you pray every day, Jesus Christ will come down from heaven, take two hundred pounds, and bring you a decent woman and a new car. Yes -- Jesus can bring you a new car!
Maybe I don't wanna change. Maybe I like my life.
[the telephone rings in the next room, offscreen]
Oh! That must be Jesus! [she leaves the room and answers the phone] Hola? Momento. [shouting to Hurley] It is Jesus! He wants to know what color car you want!
[to Hurley] I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself. And this baby's made of chocolate lollipops. So if you'll excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this island.
Everything is cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane too.
Swell. I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.
You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
You first.
Back where you guys came from. Is there a woman named Rose.
Black chick, In the 50's.
Change is good, Hugo.
You know? People say that, but it's not true man. Trust me, I know. And guess who gets to be the bad guy? Who has to say 'No you can't have peanut butter for the cute blonde and her...poor...island baby? You know who? It's me!
I'm sorry Hugo. You don't get to quit.
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