Hurley Reyes quotes from Lost

Hurley

So, I had an idea. I'm out here looking for some psycho with Scott and Steve, right. And I'm realizing... who the hell are Scott and Steve?

Hurley

We got a problem. The manifest. Jack, the census. The names of everyone who survived, all 46 of us. I interviewed everyone, here, at the beach. Got their names. One of them, one of them isn't -- Jack! One of them isn't in the manifest. He wasn't on the plane.

Hurley

[to Jin] Are you sure you don't speak English? There's a rumor that you do... Your wife's hot!

Hurley

We're having another tournament for the last of the deodorant sticks.

Hurley

...Is someone shooting at us--[Another gunshot rins out and Hurley and Charlie run]

Hurley

You don't know?! Okay... that thing in the woods? Maybe it's a monster. Maybe it's a... pissed off giraffe, I don't know. The fact that no one is even looking for us? Yeah, that's weird. But I just go along with it, 'cause I'm along for the ride. Good old fun-time Hurley. Well, guess what? Now -- I want some friggin' answers!

Hurley

[on Sawyer's new glasses] Dude, looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter.

Hurley

That was messed up.

Hurley

You have some...Arzt...on you.

Hurley

Oh dude, no way...

Hurley

Dude, dogs will eat anything. When I was a kid, my dog, Buster... I had this drawer where I'd throw in all my change, right... and I guess there were some Smarties in there... so, like, the next day, Buster craps out a buck thirty-five in nickels.

Hurley

So... Rose's husband is white. Didn't see that one comin'.

Hurley

Look, you cant help me, ok? Nobody can.

Hurley

[to an unconscious Libby] I'm sorry I forgot the blanket.

Hurley

Attention Others. Come in Others. If you're listening to this, I want you to know that we got you bastards. And unless the rest of you wanna be blown up you best stay away from our beach...