The Amazons won't listen to me.
Because of your stupid penis?
I prefer 'untested leadership'.
S3 E1Caged Fae
TTraso
Name?
[Southern accent] Kenzi Von Clare. I'm Bo's honeybee, and I'm here for some sugar.
TTraso
But... you're human!
Trust me: the shorter the lifespan, the deeper the quicksand!
S3 E3Confaegion
Can we just forget about your Fae-self for like a nanosecond, and talk about something that's really important?
Doubtful.
[whispers] Mascara.
[sits up] You have my attention.
Dude, your lashes are freakin' amazing!
Yeah... it's all in the brush technique. Wait- [grabs a bag] I picked up a few tips from Da Vinci.
As in The Code?
[chuckles] Oh, yeah, now there was a queen for ya. He was all over David's ass like curry on chips.
Can you help me with my clumping?
Oh, please...
O.M.G. You guys are so cute together. I wish I had a makeup buddy. I thought she could be my friend, and she doesn't even like me.
Who?
Tamsin! She is so mean girl, right? I mean, buy an actual personality already.
Did you happen to rifle through my duffel bag, and scarf down a couple of yellow pills with tigers on 'em?
I'm gonna talk to Dyson. And Bee-Tee-Dubs- It is tres private. [leaves]
Private? [in sing-song] Lauren's pelt is gonna be steamed!
What's it with you and the doc? I mean, besides her terrible bedside manner and the fact that she's a damn sight cleverer than you.
Not to mention sneaky! She spy-banged Bo.
Dyson's drop-kicked Bo's heart times over, and you still howl when he comes 'round.
I-! No! Listen, are you gonna teach me the double pump smudge-proof technique or not?
[sighs] I'm so proud of you.
[affected by the bug] Hey, Tammers. T-sin. Officer Slamsin!
[playing pool] Okay...
Are you playin' with yourself?
Did somebody spike your brewski?
Dude- This one time? That totally happened. I got to be Kenzi. Nailed it.
[Trick turns off the music while she's dancing on the bar] Hey! Let me finish! Don't Kanye me!
S3 E4Fae-de to Black
Dude, you are the leader if the Light Fae, hello? You need to start dressing like the leader of the Light Fae. Okay? This sports coat is waaaay caj. And the shoes, I can't even talk about the shoes. Obviously you need a stylist.
Uh huh. And I suppose you're just the fly-girl to do it, huh?
Why, Mr. Ash... I'd be delighted! I have so many ideas. I'm thinking like, silk ties and tailored suits. You know, your basic Ocean's Eleven special-
Ok, ok, ok, ok- Just don't go too crazy, huh? [hands her a credit card]
The Ash has his own black platinum?!
Honey, the black platinum ain't got nothing on that.
Thank you! You will not regret this. [Hale leaves] How do we feel about ascots...?
S3 E5Faes Wide Shut
Is this gonna take long?
Pardon?
The bed antics. It just keeps going, like a Grateful Dead jam...
S3 E6The Kenzi Scale
What's so great about Kenzi, anyway?
She's, uh... She's Kenzi. She's smart and honest and kind. And she makes me feel normal. And special- all at the same time.
Oh.
She is my heart, Tamsin.
S3 E8Fae-ge Against the Machine
Thanks, Balzac, I owe you one.
BBalzac
[puts out his hand] Excellent.
[Bo takes it] No! Crap...
What?
BBalzac
You said you owe me one, then you shook on it- softest hands, do you moisturize? But that favor? I'm really gonna have to call that in now. You must help me find that which I truly seek.
Once again- What?
You made a deal with a Spriggan. And it's binding.
S3 E9The Ceremony
[after chasing a man] Hey- How you feeling?
[panting] Like Wile E. Coyote... You?
Yeah, he's fast... But Stella says I need him. Well, his sweat.
Right, right- At least we're not risking a heart attack for something gross.
He secretes pheromones I need to gain entrance into the Temple. He's an Oo'Glug. Didn't Trick tell you?
Me and Trick only talk sweat on Tuesdays. We gangsta like that. Anyway, not that I don't enjoy this rest- but doesn't the most important ceremony of your life start in like an hour?
Yeah, you're right. Break's over. [starts running after the man again]
No, I-! No, I take it back! We have plenty of time! Where's the ACME company when you need 'em?!
Back when I got that rash from the Kitsune and she Kenzi-napped me and yadda yadda yadda... She told me that I could be Fae.
Did she now?
Which- Isn't really true. Is it?
What did Stella say to you? You looked upset.
She told me what happens to humans who are abandoned by the Fae who claimed them.
[sighs] You're not Bo's pet.
I'm not Fae either.
Bo's very strong. I have every hope and faith that she will emerge safely.
And if she doesn't?
Hale or Dyson could use someone to do chores around their house.
Don't play me, homie.
I suppose... If Bo weren't around anymore- I could claim you.
Get out.
Even though I have no right to, I've come to think of you as family, Kenzi. I hope you don't mind.
[smiles] Well, it's a little presumptuous but- if you must.
And for however long you want it, you have a place in my world. Our world. [Kenzi hugs him]
[both inside the Temple] I appreciate the help but stop cop-blocking me!
I guess a thousand years of chivalry is hard to shake.
Did it ever occur to you that I don't need taking care of?
I know. I just wanted to be here.
Why?
Because I love you.
Was that so hard to say?
You're with Lauren now. I can't say I like it, but I respect it. [Bo hits him in the arm] God, I'm not gonna be much help if I'm crippled!
You're not going to be much help to me either if you're pining away for me, you moron! Wait- Is this some sort of suicide mission? Some kind of male honor bullshit?!
I'm here because I want to be.
Why?
Because you would have done the same for me. 'Cause in the last three years, I have learned more from you than I've learned in the first fifteen-hundred from every other person I ever met. Even if I can't have you- Even if I can't be with the woman that I love with every ounce of my being- Look, I'm just a wolf, standing in front of a succubus asking her- [Bo hits him again]
A-HOLE!!!
Ugh- I deserve that-
You are the most frustrating, stubborn, ass-face that I have ever met!
I don't like me much either, trust me-
Stop- Stop being so charming- This isn't the time! Okay, I will kill you! So, what happens now?
Nothing. But ask me again in a hundred years. When things are different- [he kisses her]
S3 E10Delinquents
NNelson
Anyone else think that these deaths might be some sort of freaky animal attack?
TTrudy
Like a wolf?
[standing in the doorway] A wolf wouldn't leave the body intact.
Yeah, not to mention, they're really lame.
Oh, really?
Yeah, and surprisingly girly.
I think you protest too much. I think you love wolves.
Wolves WISH I loved them.
S3 E11Adventures in Fae-bysitting
[telling a story] SuperKenz wasn't just any human. Not only did she have killer personal style, but she had a smorgasbord of powers. Her sense of smell was a strong as a wolf's. And when she sang, she could knock people out just like a Siren.
EEthan
What's a Siren?
A douchebag who wears stupid hats.
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