Why do you look like you're not at all sharing this monster hangover?
Bo (chipper): What can I say? For me, sexual healing is a literal thing.
I hate you.
S1 E4Faetal Attraction
S1 E5Dead Lucky
I hope the neighbours don't call the cops.
I am the cops.
Oh, well, thank you for responding to my emergency, officer.
Dude, I can’t believe I backed you with Bo. You made me look like a total tool. And the worst part is, you treated her like shit, but somehow, you’re forgiven. That is why I’m no longer on team Dyson.
That's your third energy drink, and you still look like shit.
Hale, she is relentless. This is the first break I've had all week.
I'm gonna do you a favor and give Bo my digits, and I'll cover your shift. Huh?
I can manage, brother. Thanks, though.
Clearly. So listen, what's it like with a succubus? Tell me.
You remember Daphne?
The nymph?
Uh-huh.
Hourly. Yes!
Well, I lost her number, and I don't even care.
Damn!
What is this, a blind date gone bad, huh?
Yeah, that's right. Mock the human, 'cause that's not getting old. None of you take me seriously, okay, except Bo, and I want to keep it that way.
Then I won't mention this little debacle.
All right. Then I won't tell her how much it hurts you every time you two are together. Yeah, I noticed. But we both know it's worth it.
What, are you back on team Dyson?
You wish.
Come on, we're gettin' T-shirts!
S1 E6Food for Thought
I'm always putting my foot in my mouth, but at least I know it's MY foot!
GGuard
You aren't cleared to be here, ma'am.
Oh, I know, but I just love a man in uniform.
GGuard
Honey, that makes two of us.
[in Trick's cellar] Did I just wake up in Narnia? Or is that the fever talking?
I'm frickin' freezing, dude. Can you, like, wolf out and lie on my feet?
Maybe later.
S1 E7ArachnoFaebia
[after bickering about how messy their house is] This is our first fight- our first real fight.
Mazel Tov?
It's like we're real-life sisters. [she hugs Kenzi]
For walking viagra, you're such a nerd.
Hi, nana, nice babushka. You runnin' some new gypsy con?
I'm an innocent entrepeneur...(Hale laughs sceptically)...who will cut you in at 5%.
As you were. (They high-five)
So, did you pick a lovah, or did Dr. Freeze and Canine Crotch fight to death?
Don't give up yet - his eyes say no, but his inner wolf says awoooo, yes! And Lauren?
She's human, I could kill her.
Thought she fixed your hungry honeypot?
Be a hell of a test run, with someone that I care about.
Poor Bo - so many choices, just one vag.
"A natural source of minerals and vitamins". So no Vicodin.
[hearing whispering] Do you hear that?
What?
I don't know. It sounds like- like whispering kids or giggling elves. Did you bring home elves last night? I'm not judging, I just want to know...
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