Oh, thank god, I have no friends.
S3 E5Lopez vs Friends
We're watching Paw Patrol instead.
S3 E6Lopez vs Orlando
[first lines]
Mi vida, open up.
Spit.
Orlando is a loser with a capital L.
Time to play Loteria.
OOrlando
Ladies, ladies, please, please. Okay?
S3 E7Lopez vs Santa
Come on, let's go say "Hi" to Santa Claus.
Don't touch my hair!
Okay.
Santa got me pajamas.
S3 E8Lopez vs Dateline
It's an air fryer.
Air fryer? God bless America.
Don't touch it and try not to stress. It might make it worse.
I'm George Lopez, and this is Dateline.
This dateline investigation is taking way too long.
S3 E9Lopez vs Escándalo
[first lines]
How are we supposed to move this thing?
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