I got you, baby.
S3 E9Lopez vs Escándalo
Well, less embarrassed of you.
AAll
(repeatedly) Escándalo!
S3 E10Lopez vs Josue
[first lines]
I'm here.
Secrets and lies is something old George did.
Wrong.
That's not true. We harmed a lot of butterflies.
Live and learn. Live and learn.
Ex-friends.
Now, tell me, did you give Rosie a letter?
You've been served.
What?!
S3 E11Lopez vs Memories
What are you guys laughing at?
How about home movies when I was a kid?
I'm disappointed.
Oh, that's worse.
S3 E12Lopez vs Elsa
[first lines]
Grandma Elsa. I thought she was dead!
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