Ex-friends.
S3 E10Lopez vs Josue
Now, tell me, did you give Rosie a letter?
You've been served.
What?!
S3 E11Lopez vs Memories
What are you guys laughing at?
How about home movies when I was a kid?
I'm disappointed.
Oh, that's worse.
S3 E12Lopez vs Elsa
[first lines]
Grandma Elsa. I thought she was dead!
EElsa
I live in Pacoima.
S3 E13Lopez vs Lockout
Pregnancy test? You don't know how they work, did you?
My mom is gonna kill us, again.
AAll
(together) We're having a baby!
[Final lines of the series]
Recurring
Laci Mosley as Brookie, Mayan's co-worker at the vet's office
Aparna Nancherla as Dr. Pocha, a veterinarian and Mayan's Boss
Caroline Rhea as Jana, a pushy rich Lady customer
Liz Torres as Daisy, Rosie's Grandma and Sister
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