If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's there to hear it, it's still in the woods. It's just laying there sleeping it off.
“Lopez vs Gaslighting” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: George Lopez (1), Mayan Lopez (1), Chance Lopez (1)
Mommy, we won! I hit a home run!
You don't miss being the coach?
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