[Chance Lopez is shown wearing a George Lopez costume.]
Orale! I'm George Lopez! Oh, my God.
Chance, what are you doing?
Practicing for my hero presentation. Let me tell you about a day in the life of a hero like me. I wake up at 7 and crack open a beer. Then I notice I have a cool, new bruise. Whoa! Where did that come from? And then I shrug and go back to sleep, because thinking is hard.
[Chance Lopez sleeps on the couch, then he wakes up.]
Uh-oh! It's noon. Time to cough in the bathroom for 10 minutes, then have another beer for lunch.
That really how you see me, Gordo?
Yeah, you're a cool 85-year-old who does what he wants. You are my hero.
No, I'm not, Gordo. A hero sets a better example for a kid.
All right. But don't tell my teacher that, because I'm one gold star away from a personal pan pizza.
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