[first lines]
Dad, you're getting cheese on my couch. And I can't flip the cushion over because you got chili on the other side.
It's not my fault you keep your cushions where I keep my chili. Don't worry. I'll clean it.
“Lopez vs Goosey” · Season 1, Episode 18
In this episode: George Lopez (3), Mayan Lopez (1), Rosie (1), Chance Lopez (1)
I'm not worried. I'm the sniffing glue that holds this family together.
Don't be so sure. She not only let you back in her life. She opened her home to you. So when you don't respect her boundaries, it's triggering.
Wow, you learned a lot in therapy.
It worked!
I guess we're both war heroes now.
[final lines]
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