[first lines]
Can you please turn those pages quieter? I'm trying to watch TV.
“Lopez vs Second Chances” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: George Lopez (2), Chance Lopez (1)
You just had to come and spy on me so you could tell Mayan every little thing I did wrong!
Well, this has been quite a... What do you call it? Gas. But my family's probably starting to worry, so I should go.
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