Moving is pretty self-explanatory, but I got one rule. If you break something, go full Shaggy.
“Lopez vs Español” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: George Lopez (3), Mayan Lopez (2), Chance Lopez (1)
How do you have a 5-star Yelp rating?
If you give Oscar enough Adderall, he can write a lot of reviews. Ah, ¿qué onda, güey?
Are those guys new hires? I don't recognize them.
They're both so fluent in Spanish. It reminds me of "me". But they speak English, too, right?
No, the only thing they know in English is "It wasn't me!".
Fine. I'm going to play with my toys in English!
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