This morning, you blamed me because you missed breakfast.
Because you ate mine.
“Lopez vs Sobriety” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: George Lopez (4), Mayan Lopez (3), Rosie (1), Chance Lopez (1)
I thought sober, he'd be loving, considerate, patient. I was expecting Mexican Tom Hanks.
On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3!
[Rosie throws the game controller to the floor, and the game controller is now broken. Chance Lopez becomes sad and he bursts into tears.]
You broke my controller!
What the hell are you doing?
What?
Nachos are a finger food, like steak or soup.
All aboard. Here comes the blame train. Choo-choo!
Who said you can't have fun sober?
[final lines]
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