TV show quotes
Okay so what is going on with you and Joey?
Nothing, that's the problem. It's spring time, love is in the air, birds are chirping but all I can think about is why my sweet little Joey bird at me!
Okay, but what does Joey have to do with your pitching?
I can't concentrate. When I pitch, I look directly at you but every time I look at you, all I see is Joey.
Ooh! A package! Wait, what's in it? A new blouse? A new bag? Underwear that doesn't go up to your waist?
It is an antique washboard. Isn't she a beauty?
(confessional) Mom, I can see and hear you.
Mhm.
[comes home and sees Maddie wearing her new shoes, then gasps]
[laughs nervously] Hey, Liv. What are you doing here?
I'm here to take you back to the game. But what is all of this?
Oh, you were so right, I *LOVE* these shoes! [imitates explosion]
Oh, yeah, well, we can talk about that later. Just kick those off and we'll get you back to the game.
[scoffs] I'm not going back to that game!
[gasps] Who are you?!
[firmly] I am a shoe-loving sparkly girl! Do you wanna play super model with me?
NO, I DON'T!!! YOU'VE FALLEN THROUGH WHAT WAS WRONG!
[confessional] Space Werewolves is the greatest sci-fi graphic novel ever. It is the epic tale of Tristan Lycanth; Half-wolf, half-human, and his battle to save his planet. It is like Star Wars and Lord of the Rings had a baby, and then The Avengers adopted it.
Here is Aunt Dina's number in case you need to get a hold of us in LA. Keep it somewhere safe.
Got it. (gives address card to Maddie)
There's my BFFWLIWN!
What?!?
and :South: Best Friend Forever Who Lives In Wisconsin Now!
MADDIE ROONEY IS MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Tell her to stay away from my friend..... boy?
Friendboy?!
We met with the music industry's top managers. We all decided to hire Becki Bickelhoff. She represents the biggest names in music today.
We've never heard of any of them. But to be fair, the last record we bought was... a record.
It's just that, you've been working so much, and I'm going to be leaving for the Junior Olympics basketball soon.
Don't remind me. I already miss you.
Aww. Love. BLEAGH!
Well, it's nice to have fans on the set. So what do you think of the scene, boys?
I think you're ruining the greatest story ever told!
This is the most action-packed moment in the graphic novel, and you're going to have her skip over a puddle and pose for pictures? This is an abomination!
I have no idea what that word means, but if it means... (blows a raspberry and gives a thumbs down gesture) then I concur!
[confessional] What did I just say? All my own stunts? The most dangerous thing I've ever had to do on [singing] Sing It Loud [back to normal] was sing loud!
I'm a jock. (chuckles), and I thought I was invincible. But I guess I'm not. And that's scary.
[repeated line, as Tristan Lycanth] You mess with the wolf, you get the howl. [howls like a wolf]
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