Parker quotes from Liv and Maddie

Parker

My scooter broke. It was the weirdest thing, me and Cooper and Isaac and Kolton Jack and Richie and Stevie and Evan were riding on it and it just snapped.

Joey

Let's put this TV in our room.

Parker

But Mom and Dad said that we can't have a TV in our room.

Joey

Mom and Dad who?

Pete

Parker, what do you want in your lunch? Apple or banana?

Parker

Keep going until you get to cupcake!

Yeah, this game actually gets really intense. Mom banned us from playing in the living room because one time, Parker rolled a ten and on his ninth cartwheel knocked over Great-Gran's urn.

Parker

But her memory still lives on. In the dirt-vac.

[confessional] Huh, so I missed out on getting to know Parker and I think I might have missed a funeral. Ahaha, I thought Great-Gran was still with us. Oops.

Joey

The only reason I did this Santa Stand was so that I could pay off your Christmas present. [Joey takes out helicopter] I talked Mom out of getting you that helicopter because I already got it for you.

Parker

I'm sorry, Munch, I had no idea you cared.

Joey

Me either, I guess it's just the Christmas spirit.

Joey

Parker, Dad, come quick before it stops!

Pete

What is it, son?

Parker

Is it snowing on Christmas?

Joey

Better!

Pete

...I got her those for Christmas.

Parker

(blows whistle) Traveling!

Pete

Traveling?

Parker

Yeah those tiny shorts are traveling right up your butt.

Well, it's nice to have fans on the set. So what do you think of the scene, boys?

Parker

I think you're ruining the greatest story ever told!

Joey

This is the most action-packed moment in the graphic novel, and you're going to have her skip over a puddle and pose for pictures? This is an abomination!

Parker

I have no idea what that word means, but if it means... (blows a raspberry and gives a thumbs down gesture) then I concur!