Diggie quotes from Liv and Maddie

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MADDIE ROONEY IS MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!

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Sup, Rooney?

Sup, Diggie?

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Got your costume ready for Screamfest?

You know I do. I got this really cool knight costume and it is going to melt your face off!

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Sweet. Hey I'll go as that too then, maybe we could win the couples' costume contest?

Yeah, okay...

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Er, and you know when I mean couple I mean the contest category and... well you get it.

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and :Maddie: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

Er, I'm a knight. We said we were gonna be knights.

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Oh, I thought you meant like 'the night'.

Are you kidding? We're never going to be able to enter the couples' contest now.

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No, sure we can. We're a couple of k/nights! Hah.

Yep, that is us. A couple, haha, of k/nights. Hah, if there was one more of us we'd be a few! But there's not because we're a couple of k/nights!

[off-screen] I’m ready to go look for spaghetti.

What was that sound? Was it ‘Liv’ or ‘Maddie’?!

Diggie

It was one of the Blooket Blooks!

No way! It wasn’t me either! It was…[Lemur hops up and pulls on her outfit as Maddie starts screaming in fear, as Maddie stops, everyone gathers around Lemur] OKAY!!! Okay, stop! Liv: Maddie, there’s a Blooket Blook on your back! And it’s sleeping!

Help me! HELP ME NOWWWW!

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Well, I'm in. I want Maddie's sweet 16 to be as amazing as it can be.

Pete

Careful.

Diggie

Right, sorry.

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Don't worry, birthday girl, your hero's here.

[takes the plug out] Hey, superhero, plug's right here.

Sup, Diggie?

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Sup, Rooney?

Sup with your hair? You did not get a hair cut just because my dad told you to?

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No, not at all... I totally needed a trim - do you think he'll like it?

Diggie, you can't let him push you around like this. I mean, your hair was a hot mess but that's not the point.

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I can't help it okay? I want him to like me, he's your dad and you and me are... whatever we are.

Totally, whatever... um. You just need to find something that you and my dad will like and bond over that.

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Oh yeah, okay great let's see. He likes growling at me!

Oh, you know what else he likes? Barbecuing.

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Grilling sure beats growling. And if he starts to like me I can help you prep for you driver's test.

Aw, that's so sweet.

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Here we are: a couple of dudes getting ready to do some chilling and grilling. Are you okay that I just called you a dude?

Pete

Relax, we're barbecuing. Everybody's a dude.

Diggie

Okay, let's do this. [Diggie opens the barbecue]

Pete

Absolutely! [Pete closes the barbecue] First I need you to do a few things.

Diggie

Hit me, whatever you want. Shoot the corn? Season the meat?

Pete

Mow the lawn.

Diggie

Um, what?

Pete

And clean the gutters, rotate my tires, groat the tub and empty the dishwasher. Dude...

Diggie

What has that have to do with barbecuing?-

Pete

I thought you came here to learn?

Diggie

Let me go get the lawnmower.

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You're gonna move away without saying bye?

I was going to but I got really hurt when you blew me off after reading my note.

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What note?

The one I wrote on the basketball? Like one does when one is terrified of getting hurt, like one did.

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I must have smudged it with my basketball pig sweat. What did it say?

I like you Diggie.

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I like you too Maddie (Maddie blushes)

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So looks like you're staying. We said some things.

We sure did.

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I guess things will be different from now on.

Yeah I guess. So sup?

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Stuff.

Bam what? (They smile at each other)

It's just that, you've been working so much, and I'm going to be leaving for the Junior Olympics basketball soon.

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Don't remind me. I already miss you.

Aww. Love. BLEAGH!