Ohh, that stupid amulet made us triplets!! It's supposed to be Liv and Maddie! Not Liv and Maddie and...Helga!!
S2 E3Helgaween-A-Rooney
S2 E4Kathy Kan-A-Rooney
Who can? Kathy Kan can!
LLiv
Who lives? Livy Liv lives.
Okay, I'm totally in this moment, but how does your makeup look so perfect after falling through the ceiling?
LLiv
[giggles] Oh, Kathy... there are just some secrets that even friends don't share.
LLiv
Well, then maybe we can just be real-girl normal together.
Do you know how to do that?
LLiv
No, I have no idea. Oh, but you know what? We can ask Maddie.
Okay.
LLiv
Yeah.
[pounds on door] [shouts] Joey, get back out here right now and give me a rematch before I rip your eyebrows off and feed them to you!
LLiv
Yeah, so maybe we won't ask Maddie.
Okay!
S2 E5Match-A-Rooney
(to Emily, while in the prank-proof box) Please. You didn't really want to go to the dance with me, and this was all an elaborate ruse to prank me. Well, the ruse is on yous. (looks puzzled, but then shrugs and nods)
EEmily
Who's trying to prank you?
You, and the rest of the snooty, yet beautiful people who think you own the school. Well, let me tell you something, Emily. You may be cute, popular and on the honor roll, but I have seen your cartwheels, and they are inconsistent at best! (Emily gasps)
S2 E6Hoops-A-Rooney
LLiv
Bam-
Ah, that is still mine!
BBecki
What?! But I told the producers that I've seen your Trophies and how you lead your team to the state Fi- it was the other twin, wasn't it?
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