Maddie quotes from Liv and Maddie

[confessional] Basketball is my life and being named captain of the team was huge for me! And I might have played it cool in front of the girls on the team, but I also may have gone home and squealed in my closet. Eee!

I'm a jock. (chuckles), and I thought I was invincible. But I guess I'm not. And that's scary.

Ohh, that stupid amulet made us triplets!! It's supposed to be Liv and Maddie! Not Liv and Maddie and...Helga!!

Mom, snack update. Where's Liv's favorite dip?

Joey

You mean this dip? [Joey and Parker are eating the dip]

You two are eating the dip?! This is Wisconsin, you can't welcome people home without dip! You two are officially banned from the welcome home zone!

I am so glad you're home there is something I have been dying to talk to you about.

[gasps] This is about a boy!

How do you know that?

When you get nervous you still play with that charm bracelet that I gave you. Anyway, back to the boy. Is he cute?

Are you nosy and sparkly?

Ah! Then he is cute!

Ooh, fabosh! We are now officially ready for step two.

Remind me what step two is again.

Yeah, this game actually gets really intense. Mom banned us from playing in the living room because one time, Parker rolled a ten and on his ninth cartwheel knocked over Great-Gran's urn.

Parker

But her memory still lives on. In the dirt-vac.

[confessional] Huh, so I missed out on getting to know Parker and I think I might have missed a funeral. Ahaha, I thought Great-Gran was still with us. Oops.

Willow

Madison!

Fine!

You look interesting, I'm Liv.

(leaves)

But I didn't get your name.

(enters room) Did I just see you talk to Kylie?

Oh, that's what her name is.

Diggie

Sup, Rooney?

Sup, Diggie?

Diggie

Got your costume ready for Screamfest?

You know I do. I got this really cool knight costume and it is going to melt your face off!

Diggie

Sweet. Hey I'll go as that too then, maybe we could win the couples' costume contest?

Yeah, okay...

Diggie

Er, and you know when I mean couple I mean the contest category and... well you get it.

Diggie

and :Maddie: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

Er, I'm a knight. We said we were gonna be knights.

Diggie

Oh, I thought you meant like 'the night'.

Are you kidding? We're never going to be able to enter the couples' contest now.

Diggie

No, sure we can. We're a couple of k/nights! Hah.

Yep, that is us. A couple, haha, of k/nights. Hah, if there was one more of us we'd be a few! But there's not because we're a couple of k/nights!

[off-screen] I’m ready to go look for spaghetti.

What was that sound? Was it ‘Liv’ or ‘Maddie’?!

Diggie

It was one of the Blooket Blooks!

No way! It wasn’t me either! It was…[Lemur hops up and pulls on her outfit as Maddie starts screaming in fear, as Maddie stops, everyone gathers around Lemur] OKAY!!! Okay, stop! Liv: Maddie, there’s a Blooket Blook on your back! And it’s sleeping!

Help me! HELP ME NOWWWW!

Liv, you do know that being in a skateboarding movie doesn't actually qualify you to judge skateboarders.

Well, the good people at Flip Kick magazine think differently.

Hi mom, I had the best day during community center, helping people feels so great.

Karen

Wow, oh Maddie I feel so glad, would you help me set the table?

Ugh I'm so tired.

But that's because I was trying to get her to stop being a wack-a-doo! Have you never had to look into the eyes of a wack-a-doo?!?

Willow

Not until right now!

Diggie

Don't worry, birthday girl, your hero's here.

[takes the plug out] Hey, superhero, plug's right here.