Liv quotes from Liv and Maddie

[confessional] What did I just say? All my own stunts? The most dangerous thing I've ever had to do on [singing] Sing It Loud [back to normal] was sing loud!

[repeated line, as Tristan Lycanth] You mess with the wolf, you get the howl. [howls like a wolf]

I am so glad you're home there is something I have been dying to talk to you about.

[gasps] This is about a boy!

How do you know that?

When you get nervous you still play with that charm bracelet that I gave you. Anyway, back to the boy. Is he cute?

Are you nosy and sparkly?

Ah! Then he is cute!

Ooh, fabosh! We are now officially ready for step two.

Remind me what step two is again.

Yeah, this game actually gets really intense. Mom banned us from playing in the living room because one time, Parker rolled a ten and on his ninth cartwheel knocked over Great-Gran's urn.

Parker

But her memory still lives on. In the dirt-vac.

[confessional] Huh, so I missed out on getting to know Parker and I think I might have missed a funeral. Ahaha, I thought Great-Gran was still with us. Oops.

OK, I know we weren't all fans of Duck Duck Dinosaur, but there is something waiting for you outside that is going to blow your ten-year-old minds!

I'm nine.

You look interesting, I'm Liv.

(leaves)

But I didn't get your name.

(enters room) Did I just see you talk to Kylie?

Oh, that's what her name is.

Liv, you do know that being in a skateboarding movie doesn't actually qualify you to judge skateboarders.

Well, the good people at Flip Kick magazine think differently.

Ooh! A package! Wait, what's in it? A new blouse? A new bag? Underwear that doesn't go up to your waist?

Karen

It is an antique washboard. Isn't she a beauty?

[comes home and sees Maddie wearing her new shoes, then gasps]

[laughs nervously] Hey, Liv. What are you doing here?

I'm here to take you back to the game. But what is all of this?

Oh, you were so right, I *LOVE* these shoes! [imitates explosion]

Oh, yeah, well, we can talk about that later. Just kick those off and we'll get you back to the game.

[scoffs] I'm not going back to that game!

[gasps] Who are you?!

[firmly] I am a shoe-loving sparkly girl! Do you wanna play super model with me?

NO, I DON'T!!! YOU'VE FALLEN THROUGH WHAT WAS WRONG!

There's my BFFWLIWN!

What?!?

and :South: Best Friend Forever Who Lives In Wisconsin Now!

Tell her to stay away from my friend..... boy?

Friendboy?!

Kathy Kan

Who can? Kathy Kan can!

Who lives? Livy Liv lives.

Kathy Kan

Okay, I'm totally in this moment, but how does your makeup look so perfect after falling through the ceiling?

[giggles] Oh, Kathy... there are just some secrets that even friends don't share.

Well, then maybe we can just be real-girl normal together.

Kathy Kan

Do you know how to do that?

No, I have no idea. Oh, but you know what? We can ask Maddie.

Kathy Kan

Okay.

Yeah.

[pounds on door] [shouts] Joey, get back out here right now and give me a rematch before I rip your eyebrows off and feed them to you!

Yeah, so maybe we won't ask Maddie.

Kathy Kan

Okay!