Hi mom, I had the best day during community center, helping people feels so great.
Wow, oh Maddie I feel so glad, would you help me set the table?
Ugh I'm so tired.
S1 E7Dodge-a-Rooney
My scooter broke. It was the weirdest thing, me and Cooper and Isaac and Kolton Jack and Richie and Stevie and Evan were riding on it and it just snapped.
S1 E8Brain-a-Rooney
AArtie
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the deafening sound of my own epicness, BOOM!
Hey! That's my line!
AArtie
But, I make it work.
But that's because I was trying to get her to stop being a wack-a-doo! Have you never had to look into the eyes of a wack-a-doo?!?
Not until right now!
S1 E9Sweet 16-a-Rooney
Well, I'm in. I want Maddie's sweet 16 to be as amazing as it can be.
Careful.
Right, sorry.
Don't worry, birthday girl, your hero's here.
[takes the plug out] Hey, superhero, plug's right here.
S1 E10Fa-La-La-a-Rooney
The only reason I did this Santa Stand was so that I could pay off your Christmas present. [Joey takes out helicopter] I talked Mom out of getting you that helicopter because I already got it for you.
I'm sorry, Munch, I had no idea you cared.
Me either, I guess it's just the Christmas spirit.
Parker, Dad, come quick before it stops!
What is it, son?
Is it snowing on Christmas?
Better!
...I got her those for Christmas.
S1 E11Switch-a-Rooney
Sup, Diggie?
Sup, Rooney?
Sup with your hair? You did not get a hair cut just because my dad told you to?
No, not at all... I totally needed a trim - do you think he'll like it?
Diggie, you can't let him push you around like this. I mean, your hair was a hot mess but that's not the point.
I can't help it okay? I want him to like me, he's your dad and you and me are... whatever we are.
Totally, whatever... um. You just need to find something that you and my dad will like and bond over that.
Oh yeah, okay great let's see. He likes growling at me!
Oh, you know what else he likes? Barbecuing.
Grilling sure beats growling. And if he starts to like me I can help you prep for you driver's test.
Aw, that's so sweet.
Here we are: a couple of dudes getting ready to do some chilling and grilling. Are you okay that I just called you a dude?
Relax, we're barbecuing. Everybody's a dude.
Okay, let's do this. [Diggie opens the barbecue]
Absolutely! [Pete closes the barbecue] First I need you to do a few things.
Hit me, whatever you want. Shoot the corn? Season the meat?
Mow the lawn.
Um, what?
And clean the gutters, rotate my tires, groat the tub and empty the dishwasher. Dude...
What has that have to do with barbecuing?-
I thought you came here to learn?
Let me go get the lawnmower.
S1 E12Dump-a-Rooney
I just don't think it's going to work out.
But we were so good together, you and me.
But there's someone else
(blows whistle) Traveling!
Traveling?
Yeah those tiny shorts are traveling right up your butt.
S1 E13Move-a-Rooney
You're gonna move away without saying bye?
I was going to but I got really hurt when you blew me off after reading my note.
What note?
The one I wrote on the basketball? Like one does when one is terrified of getting hurt, like one did.
I must have smudged it with my basketball pig sweat. What did it say?
I like you Diggie.
I like you too Maddie (Maddie blushes)
So looks like you're staying. We said some things.
We sure did.
I guess things will be different from now on.
Yeah I guess. So sup?
Stuff.
Bam what? (They smile at each other)
S1 E14Slump-A-Rooney
Okay, Willow. Ready? Focus. Fire it at me, right here.
(Willow throws ball at a pot instead and breaks it by accident)
Perfect if we were playing smash that pot. Willow, you've been in a slump for days.
I can't concentrate.
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