Karen quotes from Liv and Maddie

Karen

In between seasons of (sings) "Sing It Loud!" (back to normal) Liv starred in a movie called "The Skateboard Bandit."

Pete

(doing his best Don Lafontaine imitation) A girl. A bag of loot. A skateboard. She'll take your money, and steal your heart.

Hi mom, I had the best day during community center, helping people feels so great.

Karen

Wow, oh Maddie I feel so glad, would you help me set the table?

Ugh I'm so tired.

Karen

Okay so what is going on with you and Joey?

Willow

Nothing, that's the problem. It's spring time, love is in the air, birds are chirping but all I can think about is why my sweet little Joey bird at me!

Okay, but what does Joey have to do with your pitching?

Willow

I can't concentrate. When I pitch, I look directly at you but every time I look at you, all I see is Joey.

Ooh! A package! Wait, what's in it? A new blouse? A new bag? Underwear that doesn't go up to your waist?

Karen

It is an antique washboard. Isn't she a beauty?

(confessional) Mom, I can see and hear you.

Karen

Mhm.

Karen

Here is Aunt Dina's number in case you need to get a hold of us in LA. Keep it somewhere safe.

Pete

Got it. (gives address card to Maddie)

Pete

We met with the music industry's top managers. We all decided to hire Becki Bickelhoff. She represents the biggest names in music today.

Karen

We've never heard of any of them. But to be fair, the last record we bought was... a record.