Pete quotes from Liv and Maddie

Pete

Parker, what do you want in your lunch? Apple or banana?

Parker

Keep going until you get to cupcake!

Karen

In between seasons of (sings) "Sing It Loud!" (back to normal) Liv starred in a movie called "The Skateboard Bandit."

Pete

(doing his best Don Lafontaine imitation) A girl. A bag of loot. A skateboard. She'll take your money, and steal your heart.

Diggie

Well, I'm in. I want Maddie's sweet 16 to be as amazing as it can be.

Pete

Careful.

Diggie

Right, sorry.

Joey

Parker, Dad, come quick before it stops!

Pete

What is it, son?

Parker

Is it snowing on Christmas?

Joey

Better!

Pete

...I got her those for Christmas.

Diggie

Here we are: a couple of dudes getting ready to do some chilling and grilling. Are you okay that I just called you a dude?

Pete

Relax, we're barbecuing. Everybody's a dude.

Diggie

Okay, let's do this. [Diggie opens the barbecue]

Pete

Absolutely! [Pete closes the barbecue] First I need you to do a few things.

Diggie

Hit me, whatever you want. Shoot the corn? Season the meat?

Pete

Mow the lawn.

Diggie

Um, what?

Pete

And clean the gutters, rotate my tires, groat the tub and empty the dishwasher. Dude...

Diggie

What has that have to do with barbecuing?-

Pete

I thought you came here to learn?

Diggie

Let me go get the lawnmower.

I just don't think it's going to work out.

Pete

But we were so good together, you and me.

But there's someone else

Parker

(blows whistle) Traveling!

Pete

Traveling?

Parker

Yeah those tiny shorts are traveling right up your butt.

Karen

Here is Aunt Dina's number in case you need to get a hold of us in LA. Keep it somewhere safe.

Pete

Got it. (gives address card to Maddie)

Pete

We met with the music industry's top managers. We all decided to hire Becki Bickelhoff. She represents the biggest names in music today.

Karen

We've never heard of any of them. But to be fair, the last record we bought was... a record.