Yasser quotes from Little Mosque on the Prairie

When is Easter?

Sarah

April.

That's when Baby Jesus sees his own shadow, right?

that is why I will build you a new one for nothing.

Amaar

"Nothing" nothing or "Yasser" nothing?

It's a work-in-progress.

Amaar

But you said "Consider it done".

Which you're not doing.

What did you and your wife talk about?

Baber

uhh... Our divorce?

Before that?

Baber

We... had this fight about my toenails... I-It's not important!

I have to leave my daughter's in jail.

Baber

If you don't want to help me just say so!

Baber

I don't know the first thing to say to her! Or the second, or the fourth!

You missed out the third.

Baber

I know the third. "My name is Baber, sister. What is yours?"