Mayor Popowicz quotes from Little Mosque on the Prairie

Mayor Popowicz

Sarah, you're supposed to spin the news, not be the news!

Mayor Popowicz

What is he talking about? Is there a beheading issue? [...] Sara cares very much about her Muslim sisters. I've never seen you interacting with them, but I'm sure you care on some level.

Mayor Popowicz

I can work with the truth.

But only as a last resort.

Sarah

Fred Tupper standing up for oppressed women?

Mayor Popowicz

I think he's standing up for oppressed boobs.

Mayor Popowicz

Ah! It's not gonna be one of those multi-culty snoozefests with lying speeches and bad skits, is it? No offense.

Amaar

I'll cancel the camel ride.

Mayor Popowicz

[perking up] Camel ride?

Rayyan

But we're so close...

Mayor Popowicz

Close only counts at horseshoes. Do Muslim play horseshoes? I find these little cultural differences so interesting.

Rayyan

Can we focus please?

Sarah

I'm sorry Anne. I was just praying.

Mayor Popowicz

Wow. You and Yasser must have been extra naughty this weekend.

Sarah

No it's not that. Although there was this one thing were he was a TV repairman and I was dressed as a... I'm sorry. What were we talking about?

Mayor Popowicz

How long are you going to sleep in my office?

Sarah

Until Yasser stand up to his mother.

Mayor Popowicz

Good thing I'm running for a third term.