Fred quotes from Little Mosque on the Prairie

Fred

Well here's my idea: first thing we need is an angry mob...

Fred

[leaving] Radio show is on in 15...

Fatima

Oh, thanks for reminding me. [turns off the radio]

Fred

Nice try Fatima, but you can't silence the voice of the people that easily.

Fatima

I disagree. Shut. Up. See?

Fred

I wouldn't waste a braincell trying to find out.

Fatima

Yes. I'd imagine you are in short supply.

Fatima

It will help your back, and your colon.

Fred

What's wrong with my colon?

Fatima

You're full of crap.

Fatima

What is wrong with you?

Fred

Well, I've managed to narrow it down to a couple of possibilities: African killer bees, or a killer African!

Fred

Fatima sweetheart? That lotion crap you gave me for my back was only to soften me up so you could fix me, right?

Fatima

No. I wanted to see you suffer a little bit longer.

Fatima

A Muslim likes to be buried with other Muslims. On his right side.

Fred

What, is it better for your back?

Fred

You always think people are trying to hypnotize you. Remember last year at the talent contest?

Yeah, but that guy was a hypnotist!

Fred

Ventriloquist!

Yeah but the dummy... those eyes...

Sarah

Found it!

Fred

I knew there had to be a law against burkas!

Sarah

No, a law against marigolds.

Fred

Is that some kind of weird Muslim thing?

Sarah

No, the flower. I hate marigolds. In 1927 they banned them on Main Street.

Fred

[stares]

Sarah

I'll keep looking