Jeff quotes from Little Mosque on the Prairie

I don't mean to be culturally insensitive here but... What the hell?

I don't mind being used. I'm user-friendly.

[a firefighter] You save lives too.

Rayyan

True. But you make house calls.

Rayyan

That's because there's nothing wrong with you!

I know. I just wanted to see you again.

Rayyan

Okay, there is something wrong with you.

Amaar

A man is not allowed to touch a Muslim woman unless he is her brother, her father or her husband.

Not even if she needs mouth-to-mouth?

Amaar

You keep your mouth away from her.

She'd be unconscious.

Amaar

You'd kiss an unconscious woman?!