Reverend Magee quotes from Little Mosque on the Prairie

Reverend Magee

It may have been God who said "Let there be light!" but it's me who pays the electric bill.

Reverend Magee

Be a man...grovel!

Reverend Magee

I've seen it before. Spiritual shopping. I blame the Beatles.

Reverend Magee

Christianity hasn't lasted two thousand years by being charitable.

Reverend Magee

[Explaining how the Muslims can't pass off as Anglicans] And the way they all stood up, with such vigor! No, no, no, no, no! [He demonstrates] The older... congregants jump right up, as though we just opened up the buffet. And then, some of them lag behind because they're stone-deaf. And then there's always the ones who just draaaaag themselves up like teenagers who've been asked to do the dishes. Now, let's try it again, let's get this perfectly wrong...

Reverend Magee

Earlier I may have ransacked your office but I'm very disappointed in you.

Reverend Magee

John 8:7: "He among you who has never sinned, cast the first stone" or in this case "he among you who has not got stoned, cast the first sin".

Amaar

So you didn't fire him.

Reverend Magee

Not until I ate a couple of his hash brownies at the choir picnic.

Amaar

Any bit of advice on dampening religious enthusiasm?

Reverend Magee

Join the clergy.

Whatever happened to the sanctity of marriage?

Reverend Magee

Sanctity? You've been divorced three times!

Fatima

Another muffin?

Reverend Magee

I'd never forgive myself... but Jesus will. Bring it on.

Amaar

You can't pretend to be Christian.

Reverend Magee

Actually you can. Half my congregation does.