Amaar quotes from Little Mosque on the Prairie

Amaar

Can't a Muslim book a one-way flight these days without someone having to call their supervisor?

Amaar

You can't just sue people for no reason. Well, all right, you can but I'm not doing that anymore!

Amaar

The perfect Muslim solution... Nobody's happy.

Amaar

I'm not the Pope, though I'd love a big hat like that.

Amaar

Religion would be so much easier without the followers.

Amaar

You're ignoring the larger issue: this makes me look bad.

Amaar

Nobody's spinning any schnauzer.

Amaar

She's a Muslim who's come here to pray. Outside chance, she's a ninja.

Amaar

[on phone] Mom, stop it with the guilt. No, don't put dad on! I've been planning this for months it's not like I dropped a bomb on 'im. Oh dad thinks it's suicide? So be it; this is Allah's plan for me.

Oh my …

Amaar

I'm not throwing my life away, I'm moving to the Prairies!

Amaar

How am I supposed to prepare for Ramadan when the whole town's in an uproar. What were you people thinking?

Fatima

This is that convert Sarah's fault. Tell me: aren't goats more traditional than cucumbers?

Amaar

You've lost me.

Rayyan

I thought you'd drag us into the modern world. Or at least the 11th century.

Amaar

Yes, so did I. That's why I gave up being a lawyer

Rayyan

Oh. And there I thought you just sucked at that too.

Reverend Magee

John 8:7: "He among you who has never sinned, cast the first stone" or in this case "he among you who has not got stoned, cast the first sin".

Amaar

So you didn't fire him.

Reverend Magee

Not until I ate a couple of his hash brownies at the choir picnic.

Mayor Popowicz

Ah! It's not gonna be one of those multi-culty snoozefests with lying speeches and bad skits, is it? No offense.

Amaar

I'll cancel the camel ride.

Mayor Popowicz

[perking up] Camel ride?

Amaar

Baber, please don't talk about things you don't understand.

Rayyan

Then he'd never say anything.

Amaar

You did see the "Do not disturb" sign on the door?

Baber

Oh yes. I will make sure nobody disturbs you.