Layla quotes from Little Mosque on the Prairie

Layla

My father is sending me to an islamic school to become an islamobot!

Layla

No one ever says they hate me like that.

Layla

A lot of girls in our class have bellybuttons.

Baber

You look like a Protestant!

Layla

Don't you mean "prostitute"?

Baber

No. I mean "Protestant".

Baber

My daughter does not [want to go]! She's a good Muslim!

Layla

No I'm not! I swear!

Baber

The boy is Fatima's; the female is mine.

Layla

The female?

So, you two are... divorced?

Fatima

Oh no no. My husband passed on. Baber's wife passed on Baber.

Baber

Is there something that you've been keeping from your classmates?

Layla

Yes! You!