Joe quotes from Little Mosque on the Prairie

[in the holding cell] Boy this place looks bigger when you're sober.

Whatever happened to the sanctity of marriage?

Reverend Magee

Sanctity? You've been divorced three times!

I heard you were planning a demonstration on Sunday.

Baber

Yes. Against the abomination.

Oh. I thought it was...

Baber

Yes, against gay marriage. I just... like to say "abomination"!

Fred

You always think people are trying to hypnotize you. Remember last year at the talent contest?

Yeah, but that guy was a hypnotist!

Fred

Ventriloquist!

Yeah but the dummy... those eyes...

Even now she could be in control of my mind.

Fatima

Nobody is in control of your mind.