Sarah quotes from Little Mosque on the Prairie

Sarah

Don't ruin this for Rayyan.

I'm her father. It's my job to ruin it for her.

Sarah

Don't we have a New Testament hanging around somewhere around here?

New Testament?

Sarah

Yeah or an Old Testament?

If we had a new testament surely I would have thrown the old one.

When is Easter?

Sarah

April.

That's when Baby Jesus sees his own shadow, right?

Rayyan

Well, it's not about winning.

Sarah

So what's it about?

Rayyan

It's about the principle of the thing.

Sarah

No, really, what's it about? I have no clue what you're talking about.

Sarah

Found it!

Fred

I knew there had to be a law against burkas!

Sarah

No, a law against marigolds.

Fred

Is that some kind of weird Muslim thing?

Sarah

No, the flower. I hate marigolds. In 1927 they banned them on Main Street.

Fred

[stares]

Sarah

I'll keep looking

Is the mosque building a hydrogen bomb?

Sarah

No, of course not!

I don't understand, what other kind of bomb uses that much water?

Sarah

They are not building a bomb. It's probably just the wudu.

Oh, where you sacrifice a chicken and everybody dances around.

Sarah

No, that is voodoo. This is wudu, it's a washing ritual. Befor we pray, Muslims have to wash each body part three times.

It's like your entire religion is based on obsessive compulsive disorder.

Sarah

Well, Christians have holy water.

Yes, but we don't go spraying it around all over the place, unless there's a vampire camp.