Rayyan quotes from Little Mosque on the Prairie

Sarah

I was selfish and horrible.

Rayyan

Yes, you were, but so was I.

Sarah

Ah!

Rayyan

Although much less so

You two are exactly alike.

[simultaneously] No we're not!

[a firefighter] You save lives too.

Rayyan

True. But you make house calls.

What kind of normal person has any interest in Islam?

Rayyan

You mean besides us Muslims, dad?

Rayyan

That's because there's nothing wrong with you!

I know. I just wanted to see you again.

Rayyan

Okay, there is something wrong with you.

Amaar

I'm sorry I care so much.

Rayyan

That's not an apology.

Amaar

I'm sorry you lost your way.

Rayyan

You shoudn't be making bad excuses!

Amaar

I'm sorry, nothing I ever say seems to work!

Rayyan

Oh, well, that's obvious.

Amaar

I am sorry I'm here!

Rayyan

Oh, well, now we're getting somewhere. And I am sorry that you're here too.

Rayyan

Well, it's not about winning.

Sarah

So what's it about?

Rayyan

It's about the principle of the thing.

Sarah

No, really, what's it about? I have no clue what you're talking about.

Rayyan

We have got the whole system on a timer so that we're not wasting power in the middle of the night.

So what powers the timer?