Fatima quotes from Little Mosque on the Prairie

Fred

I wouldn't waste a braincell trying to find out.

Fatima

Yes. I'd imagine you are in short supply.

Fatima

It will help your back, and your colon.

Fred

What's wrong with my colon?

Fatima

You're full of crap.

Fatima

What is wrong with you?

Fred

Well, I've managed to narrow it down to a couple of possibilities: African killer bees, or a killer African!

Fred

Fatima sweetheart? That lotion crap you gave me for my back was only to soften me up so you could fix me, right?

Fatima

No. I wanted to see you suffer a little bit longer.

Fatima

A Muslim likes to be buried with other Muslims. On his right side.

Fred

What, is it better for your back?

Fatima

what is that? Over there?

Baber

Mecca.

Fatima

No, you ignorant man. Between us and Mecca.

Baber

[reading the sign] Belt Buckle z?

Fatima

I do not want to spend eternity looking at a saloon.

Baber

Today at school, she kept waiting for me to leave.

Fatima

I am always waiting for you to leave.

Baber

What is she hiding under there? Is it, huh, pierced ears? A hickey? A hickey piercing!

Even now she could be in control of my mind.

Fatima

Nobody is in control of your mind.

Nancy

Some of my best friends are Muslims.

Fatima

Who?

Nancy

Er... Faruq... Abdul... Halal... I really don't have any Muslim friends.

Nancy

I was hoping to get some pie.

Fatima

We all hope for a lot of things.