Baber quotes from Little Mosque on the Prairie

Baber

Is there something that you've been keeping from your classmates?

Layla

Yes! You!

What did you and your wife talk about?

Baber

uhh... Our divorce?

Before that?

Baber

We... had this fight about my toenails... I-It's not important!

I have to leave my daughter's in jail.

Baber

If you don't want to help me just say so!

Baber

I don't know the first thing to say to her! Or the second, or the fourth!

You missed out the third.

Baber

I know the third. "My name is Baber, sister. What is yours?"

Baber

Finally a real Imam with a beard!

Amaar

Everybody reads from the same Qur'an.

Baber

Yes, but his is not the pocket book edition.