Stan quotes from Lexx

Stan

That 'rolling' thing... I didn't know you could do that.

Xev

Neither did I. Must be the cluster lizard in me.

Stan

Oh, and err... Are they open-minded? Sexually speaking...?

Bunny

Well, on Boomtown everybody has sex. ALL the time.

Stan

All the time? Hm!

Bunny

Uh huh, night and day - it's a non-stop sex city. That's what they do there. (Sees Stan going red) Are you okay, Stanley?

Stan

Boy, this is hot.

Kai

I believe that is in part why they call this planet 'Fire'.

Stan

Oh great, so we go from the frying pan and into the Fire, huh?

Xev

So.. Explain, why do you look exactly like Kai?

Explain why he looks like me.

Stan

Wait, we know that he IS Kai. And we can see that you look like him, y'know, but who are you?

Who do I look like?

Xev

Kai. Last of the Brunnen-G.

Exactly.

Xev

But how can the both of you be one person?

I'm not exactly sure that we are! He is dead. So he's not the same as me, as I am quite alive.

What's 'born'?

Stan

Well y'know, when you were born? When you're mother had ya?

Mother...?

Stan

Oh boy, Bunny, you're a woman... Explain it to him.

Bunny

Explain what?

Stan

Oh boy, I can't believe I'm asking this. Explain to him what born is. Y'know where children come from? How life begins for all of us?

Bunny

Oh, I just woke up one day and I was there! Just like everyone else.

Stan

What? Are you two guys on the same side now?

You finally figured it out. Yeah, me and Kai here are playing on the same team now. Only, like he said, he's not Kai.

Stan

Who are ya?

Prince.

Stan

Prince who?

Just Prince, you know me. We've met before.

He's my new boss.

You didn't have enough time to come down!

Xev

Correct if I was only a human being.

You're not a human being?!

Xev

Not completely.

Stan

She's only half human!

...What's the other half?

Xev

Cluster lizard. [roars]

Xev

The real Kai would have been a better kisser!

Stan

Oh thank you, Xev. I thank you like I've never thanked you before...

Xev

Are you the real Stan?

Stan

You wanna kiss me and find out?

Xev

[pecks him on the cheek] Hmmm, you are. Let's go.

Stan

Aw damn.

Xev

[working on Kai's codpiece] Does this hurt?

Kai

[squirms] No.

Stan

No, the dead don't feel pain, right?

Xev

He said to put them in the medicine slots.

Mantrid

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. [inserts the last rod in Kai's protoblood slot]

Stan

That's the wrong one, what did you do that for?

Mantrid

To see what happens. I'm Mantrid!

Stan

Yeah I know, I know. The dead do not feel stress.

Kai

Right. But the dead do go out of alignment.

Stan

Boy, I don't trust you.

I'm not trustworthy.

Stan

So this Hogtown place? Is it dangerous?

No... Yes. It's not their actions that kill you, but the 'process' will certainly finish you off.

Perhaps you can sprout wings and fly, can you do that?

Stan

No.

No, well neither can I.

Stan

Well that's a relief.

Xev

So, which direction do you wanna go then?

Stan

[catching his breath] I don't know. I want you to choose. That way when everything goes terribly awful, I get the satisfaction of blamin' you.

Xev

Thanks, Stan.