Archie quotes from Leverage

You couldn't beat the Steranko, even in your prime.

Archie

Which I'm long past, thanks for the reminder.

Archie

You know there are days I regret...

Parker

It's OK, I would not have fit in with a family.

Archie

Now you have gone out and made your own.

Wow, you are, like, super old. Maybe later you can tell us about that time you punched Hitler in the face! Parker, still yummy.

[shoves the end of his cane under Cha0s' chin] I own two canes. One has a taser capable of releasing ten thousand volts. The other extends a six-inch stiletto blade.

Which one is [gulps] is this?

I can't seem to remember. I am super old.

What is with this 'sir'? Are you picking her up for the prom? 'Cause Parker in a prom dre--AAAAAAH!

Archie

[who has just zapped Cha0s with his cane] Hmm, I guess it was the taser.

Parker

I love tasers.