Elliot quotes from Leverage

The worst thing I ever did was for Damian Moreau.

Parker

What did you do?

Don't ask me that Parker. Don't, because then I'm going to have to tell you.

Now, I got four minutes to prove your theory wrong.

What theory?!

That torture doesn't work.

What kind of guy names a toilet after himself?

Sophie

Someone who cares more about fame than respect, that's for sure.

There it is man. They Holy grail.

Parker

A thousand bad guys.

Eliot

A lot of revenge in there, just waiting on a righteous man to take a swing.

Yeah. That man's not gonna be me. We're out. Done.

Sophie

We?

Well... That depends on - On what you say next, of course. (Nate dims the lights)

Sophie

What? Huh?

For five years I've been, I've been...

Drunk.

Parker

Lying.

You've been an ornery bastard.

Yeah, yeah. All that, all that. But you, you have always, always had my back. Now - be on my side?

Sophie

[about the ring] Did you steal it?

No!

Sophie

Because that would be more romantic, right, Parker?

I'll, uh. I'll steal the, um, First anniversary ring. Now can I get up?

Parker

No. You've got to say it.

What?

Parker

Say the thing.

What thing? Oh, The thing. Oh, uh, yeah. Will you marry me, Laura?

Sophie

Yes. Yes.

You know this was your crusade. Now this is our war.

Sophie

Promise me, you'll keep them safe.

Eliot

Till my dying day.

You know, Eliot, I'd say, call if you need anything, but you never, never need anything.

Eliot

Yeah, I did. Thanks to you, I don't have to search anymore.

[to Hardison] You're the smartest man I know. Don't get cocky.

It's a little late for that.

Parker

So, you're really going?

Sophie

How does that make you feel?

Parker

I think I'm okay with it. Yeah, I'm okay with it.

That's why we can go.