Tara quotes from Leverage

Tara

There's a process to get Ruth Walton justice. It's called the probate court.

Right, the probate court, where Ruth will walk in with a sad story and no executed will? Yeah, let me know how that goes for you.

Tara

Either I'm in, or Ruth is out. It's your choice. [Leaves]

They're gonna hate this.

Eliot

I hate this.

You do not let Vicki Vale into the Batcave! Ever!

Blanchert said to keep it to ourselves because the mob was involved. That's all I know, I swear. I don't want to die in a prison riot. Please, call off your dogs!

Sorry, P.J. Time's up.

Right, so Blanchard paid the mob $50,000 to kill someone named George Gilbert for Kimball. This should be an interesting meeting.

Tara

What dog? Do I have dogs?

Tara

You can't pretend to be a lawyer in a courtroom.

Well, stick around. I'm about to practice medicine too.

So you help out by lying to us?

I wanted to see just how good you really are, and show you just how good I am. You could consider it my audition.

Parker

I bet you're not even a lawyer.

Tara

Aw, Sophie was right. You are adorable.

We need a Caprina. [walks away]

Tara

W-what is that…So he just says things and walks away?

Parker

Yeah, you're gonna have to get used to that.

Tara

OK, she's on the hook.

Great. Let's go steal a fashion show.

Tara

"Steal a fashion-" Does he always talk like that?

Eliot

You're on comms.

You do know I can hear you.

Eliot

What?

Is that…Is that mascara? Dude, you got on guy-liner, man. And the leather pants, what the—

Eliot

This is, listen, this is fashion-y.

If you're Steven Seagal.

Eliot

Don't. Don't!

Not everybody can rock the scarf.

Tara

I was gonna say Steven Tyler, but Seagal works. [Chuckles again]

Tara

Nate Ford is arrogant, he's condescending, he just doesn't listen.

Sophie

Nate's having trouble communicating? I'm shocked.

Sophie

Just give it some time, Tara. You owe me.

Tara

All right, fine. But if he pulls this whole man-of-mystery crap again, I'm gonna kick his ass. And the whole "I'm sexy because I'm broken" thing only goes so far.

Sophie

I know, right—Wait, what?

Tara

I got to go.

Sophie

What do you mean, sexy? [Cut off]

Tara

And for what it's worth, Sophie was right. You guys are the best I've ever seen.

I know.

Tara

But no one in this world is as good as you think you are.

Tara

What are we supposed to do, steal the wake?

Whoa, have some respect. Borrow the wake, to save the bar.

Whoa! Yeah, baby! Yeah! That's what I'm talking about right there! Yeah!

Tara

Okay, I didn't realize you were quite that into basketball.

Ba—Basketball? Woman, we just pulled off 'the Wire' in the time it takes to get a pizza delivered. This is a big win. Big. They gonna talk about this one.

I want him walking out of here with nothing.

Tara

You do realize this is insane?

Wow, you didn't say impossible. You're, uh…You're softening.

Tara

She warned me you were a drunk.

Yeah, well it's different than before. Before I used to think I was okay when I was drunk.

Tara

And now?

Now…[pours another glass]…I know I'm not okay.