Cha0s quotes from Leverage

They are ready for your kung fu. They are completely unprepared for my drunken mastery.

Sophie

Who is this?

Hello, Sophie. It's the Grinch who stole Christmas.

Sophie

Cha0s.

Long time, no try to kill you.

You hafta admit, it was a good plan.

Yeah. There's one thing you didn't count on...

[as he's being carted off by agents] Ohh no...

You forgot...

No...

About the true meaning...

No, don't you say it!!

...of Christmas.

My God, that barely applies here!!

[smiles] Ho ho ho.

I want my usual fee plus expense, and Parker dresses up as Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica.

Hey, it's not happening!

I'll also accept Sophie as Counselor Troi. We'll negotiate on the flight.

So wrong on so many levels.

[upon entering the old subway tunnels where the team has set up shop] YOU GOT ME A BATCAVE? [jumping around excitedly] A BATCAVE!

No, I did not.

Yeah, this is totally a Batcave. Okay, you guys suck a little less now.

Wow, you are, like, super old. Maybe later you can tell us about that time you punched Hitler in the face! Parker, still yummy.

[shoves the end of his cane under Cha0s' chin] I own two canes. One has a taser capable of releasing ten thousand volts. The other extends a six-inch stiletto blade.

Which one is [gulps] is this?

I can't seem to remember. I am super old.

What is with this 'sir'? Are you picking her up for the prom? 'Cause Parker in a prom dre--AAAAAAH!

Archie

[who has just zapped Cha0s with his cane] Hmm, I guess it was the taser.

Parker

I love tasers.

Eliot

[Over the comm] You better be ready, Quinn.

I bet you were born ready, right? Come on, dude. I know you want to say it. [With a graveled voice] "I was born ready."

Quinn

I don't know how Eliot does this.