Bill quotes from Leverage

You guys sure are quick. Just called this in twenty minutes ago.

Uh, we were coming back from a little border skirmish. Charlie unit came under attack by a pack of chupacabras.

Chupacabras? Thought those things were urban legends.

You're adorable.

Whoa, what's going on?

Cut power to the bank. Standard operating procedure.

Standard...it's standard op... it's standard? Where are you getting that bull-hockey from, son?

Deputy Arnold, he took a seminar in crisis management last year.

It was an online seminar. We got certificates.

Certificates? Magic kits come with certificates. Does that make it cool for kids to saw their parents in half?

We're just going by the book.

The…the book? The book got a good man killed. I can't…my blood pressure…

Parker

Ex-partner. Probably shouldn't mention the book again. Or propellers.

This is my money! They got my money again!

What the hell are you talking about?

It was in my briefcase!

This briefcase? [opens briefcase and whistles] Crystal meth? My God, Roy, what have you gotten yourself into?

Oh...I don't...That's not mine!

This is all starting to make sense now. It would explain the irrational behavior, the nervousness, the...irritability.

Shut up. You're not even real FBI.

Paranoid delusions, violent outbursts.