Amy quotes from Leverage

Good morning. How's the patient feeling today?

Parker

Less and less like a patient and more and more like a prisoner.

Oh. Well, hopefully, this will taste better than prison food.

Parker

You'd be surprised. Best meal I ever has was in French prison.

French prison, huh? How long were you in for?

Parker

[In French] Not as long as they thought I'd be.

They have a gun. We don't stop them. We call the police.

Parker

No cops. No cops. That will actually increase the chances of people getting hurt.

How?

Parker

Because seeing a uniform in the middle of stealing something could cause you to panic, make bad decisions.

And how do you know so much about this again?

Parker

I...read blogs, Amy.

Parker

Yeah, so, there's a getaway van parked in the alley.

How do you know that's what it is?

Parker

Intuition.

Parker

Well, of course we want them to come back. How else are we gonna catch them?

We--we don't. We're gonna call the cops.

Parker

Normally, I would agree with you, but what we've been doing here... Not super legal.

Oh, I knew it!

Parker

Just think of it as more charity work.

Okay, but my other charity work doesn't involve having a gun pointed at me.

Parker

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Oh, you meant that as a bad thing.

Oh, we should sit Romeo and Juliet together and see what happens.

Parker

Oh, my God. That’s genius!

It is?

Parker

No, no, not what you said. What I thought of. But inspired by what you said.

Parker

To new friends, new food, and no fish.

No fish.