Eliott quotes from Leverage

The worst thing I ever did was for Damian Moreau.

Parker

What did you do?

Don't ask me that Parker. Don't, because then I'm going to have to tell you.

This about the guy that Parker took the picture with?

Yes, it's about the guy that Parker took the picture with. Who goes to a cocktail lounge in a tuxedo -- who do you think he is?

I don't know, man. I mean, what do you want me to do?

He's not even her type, did you see him? She likes chocolate, you know she likes chocolate. You saw her at the Chocolate Festival, she was eating chocolate! Gettin' it!

Maybe every once in a while take the hoodie off, put a suit on, maybe light some candles, back away from "Witch of Warcraft" and take care of…

I'm 'bout sick of you and all my games, it makes…

Hang on…

What!?

Why's it dark?

I don't know.

Eliot

All right, this bar is the last address, man. Maybe I should handle this one by myself.

So, what, you don’t need me, either, now? You don’t need me?

Listen to me, okay? So Parker’s out with a handsome guy, okay? And he’s also a thief and also does cool thief “stuff,” and you’re the computer geek, dude --

Is -- is that your pep talk? Are you kidding? Wh-what the hell’s going on? Really?

It’s a little rough, but the fact --

It’s a little rough? A little rough? As a friend you’re dead to me. Please, do go on. What are you trying to say? I’m not exciting? What is it?

That’s not what I’m saying. If I said that, then that means I would be thinking about you and Parker, which I never do.

Than say what you need to say. What are you saying?

Maybe you’re slow-playing it just a, just a little bit.

I’m slow-playing?

You know what I’m sayin’.

Like, I need to be more assertive or something?

Assertive is good.

More assertive?

Yeah, focus.

Like the definitive Dexter’s dictionary definition of -- All right, cool. That’s all I need. That’s all I need.

Come on.

You know what? I got this.