A character in Letterkenny
Played by Nathan Dales
Letterkenny · 57 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Letterkenny: in 21 of its 57 quotes
Most scenes with: Wayne (18), Squirrelly Dan (12), Katy (5)
Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!
DarylNo innocent people hurt either.
You gotta respect athleticisms, Connor Moist-Gregor, Conner Moist-David, Floyd Moist-Weather. Why, they're all at the top of their classes.
DarylThey're all driving Moist-eradis, that's all I know.
May even a Rolls Moist. Or maybe a Moist-cedes Benz.
DarylNo Moist-subishis Eclipses in this bunch.
They're not using Capital One Moister-Cards.
Buerger's Disease
Was it Buerger's ?
Yes, Buerger's
DarylDidn't she get treated at the Mayo Clinic?
Yes. She got her Buerger's treated with Mayo.
Did she do that to catch up to the competition? Did she ketchup?
Yes. And despite her Buerger's , she never beefed with anyone.
DarylShe relished a challenge. That was a challenge that she relished.
She worked her buns off. She worked the buns off her Buerger's .
DarylNo cheesy moves.
Let us all be inspired by her. Lettuce.
No hot-dogging. Just Buerger's .
Has anybody ever played "Never Have I Ever"?
Nevers.
Never?
DarylNever ever.
Not even once.
It is a dandy little drinking game we picked up down 'Minican.
We go down 'Minican twice a year, that's all I know.
Still don't get down 'Minican enough, baby, that's true.
Was down 'Pulco pertnear every winter 'til fellas started gettin' hanging from bridges with their dinks cut off.
Crying shame because Sinatra used to have a place down 'Pulco.
You know, JFK and Jackie O had their goddamn honeymoon down 'Pulco.
But we picked up "Never Have I Ever" down in 'Minican.
K.
(To Reilly and Jonesy, in response to their post-game interview sound-bytes)
All this brotherhood talk's gotta stop, as it's not certain yous don't suck each other off.
DarylYou givin' his flute a little toot?
I think he'd give his flute a big hoot.
DarylOh, a big 'ole mouthful of bell-end.
You're so fuckin' Five-Eleven
DarylYou are an anchor, bud.
DarylI was reading about this thing called "Beat Your Dick December".
"Beat Your Dick December?" What's the rumpus, Grumpus?
DarylWell, you look at the calendar, and if it's like the first, or second, or third, that's how many times a day you need to mix a batch.
So on the twentieths of Decembers, you gots to mix twenty separate batches?
DarylYou got it.
So it's thirty days hath September.....June and November...December has 31 - so on the 31st, you have to batch 31 times?
DarylYou heard it here first.
How's he going to fuck that pigs?
DarylWell, from the 1st to the 5th, you're having a good time. Even up until the tenth. Mmm, by the 12th you're starting to fade and by the 15th you're definitely not full bars.
Oh, I don't think I could continue past the 15th.
DarylYeah, me neither. Wayne?
Yup.
You're saying you could batch 15 times on the 15th, despite the fact that you batched 14 times on the day before, 13 times the day before that, and sos on and sos forth?
Yup.
DarylCould you - could you do twenty?
Yup.
DarylGotta stay hydrated.
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