Katy quotes from Letterkenny

Wayne

Katy. How're you now?

Katy

Good and you?

Wayne

Not so bad.

Squirrelly Dan

You appreciates my metaphors Miss Katy and that's what I appreciates about you.

Katy

Oh, is that what you appreciate about me?

Wayne

Let's take about five to ten percent off that, Squirrelly Dan.

Katy

Well, how do you want to fuck this pig?

Wayne

Better put it on your fuckin' Facebook.

Katy

Pitter patter.

Wayne

Let's get at 'er.

Katy

What do you have against homosexuals?

Squirrelly Dan

Me? Nothing. LQBT is all rights with me.

Katy

Daryl?

Daryl

Uh. Nothin'.

Katy

So why do you want to condemn them?

Wayne

Yeah?

Squirrelly Dan

We seens it on the TV shows.

We know.

Daryl

We actually seens it on two TV shows.

We know.

Squirrelly Dan

One was the TV show we seens it on, and then the other was a news program about what we seens on the TV show.

We know.

Squirrelly Dan

But those guys were popular, and they looks like they were having lots of funs, so we just figured if we did whats they did....

Daryl

...then we'd have lots of fun too.

Wayne

All's I'm saying is that it's a little bit hypocritical for us to be mad at degens from up country for not respecting our St. Patrick's Day party when we, ourselves, are not respecting St. Patrick. I'm just saying if somebody's got their fucking day, give them their fucking day.

Katy

You aren't even religious.

Wayne

Who's got that kind of money?

Katy

My friends need to borrow clothes.

Wayne

Give 'em barn clothes.

Katy

I won't have barn clothes in the hous; they stink.

Wayne

Guess you have to put your friends in the fuckin' barn then.

Dan

(fart)

Wayne

Inappropriate.

Dan

Whys?

Wayne

'Cause you're not exposed to fart in front of girls.

Katy

True story.

Dan

You're suffocatings me.

Katy

That's a two-way street.

Squirrelly Dan

I loves fishin' in Kwee-bec..

Katy

Who doesn't love fishin' in Kay-bec?

Wayne

Great fishin' in Kyu-bec!

Daryl

I fuckin' hate Quebec...

Wayne

Get this guy a fucking Puppers.

It's not easy telling a guy you don't want to see him because you want to stay in and read.

Katy

Let's test this theory. Dary, say you asked Bonnie McMurray out on a date and she says I'm going to stay in and read.

Daryl

She up to somethin'.

Katy

Dan?

Dan

Oh, she's definitely up to something.

Katy

Wayne?

Wayne

Must be a pretty good book. Must be like… The Road.

Katy

Relationships. It's a lot of work.

Do what you love....

Wayne

And you'll never work a day in your life.

Wayne

Buerger's Disease

Katy

Was it Buerger's ?

Wayne

Yes, Buerger's

Daryl

Didn't she get treated at the Mayo Clinic?

Wayne

Yes. She got her Buerger's treated with Mayo.

Katy

Did she do that to catch up to the competition? Did she ketchup?

Wayne

Yes. And despite her Buerger's , she never beefed with anyone.

Daryl

She relished a challenge. That was a challenge that she relished.

Wayne

She worked her buns off. She worked the buns off her Buerger's .

Daryl

No cheesy moves.

Katy

Let us all be inspired by her. Lettuce.

Wayne

No hot-dogging. Just Buerger's .

Has anybody ever played "Never Have I Ever"?

Dan

Nevers.

Never?

Daryl

Never ever.

Katy

Not even once.

It is a dandy little drinking game we picked up down 'Minican.

We go down 'Minican twice a year, that's all I know.

Still don't get down 'Minican enough, baby, that's true.

Was down 'Pulco pertnear every winter 'til fellas started gettin' hanging from bridges with their dinks cut off.

Crying shame because Sinatra used to have a place down 'Pulco.

You know, JFK and Jackie O had their goddamn honeymoon down 'Pulco.

But we picked up "Never Have I Ever" down in 'Minican.

Katy

K.

Sure you wanna do this?

Katy

Can confirm.

Katy?

Katy

Bonnie?

Don't kick a dead horse.

Katy

Bonnie?

Katy?

Katy

Bend enough and you'll break.

Stand for nothing and you'll fall for anything.