Daryl, Dan and others in “Unfinished Business”

Daryl

I was reading about this thing called "Beat Your Dick December".

Dan

"Beat Your Dick December?" What's the rumpus, Grumpus?

Daryl

Well, you look at the calendar, and if it's like the first, or second, or third, that's how many times a day you need to mix a batch.

Dan

So on the twentieths of Decembers, you gots to mix twenty separate batches?

Daryl

You got it.

Wayne

So it's thirty days hath September.....June and November...December has 31 - so on the 31st, you have to batch 31 times?

Daryl

You heard it here first.

Dan

How's he going to fuck that pigs?

Daryl

Well, from the 1st to the 5th, you're having a good time. Even up until the tenth. Mmm, by the 12th you're starting to fade and by the 15th you're definitely not full bars.

Dan

Oh, I don't think I could continue past the 15th.

Daryl

Yeah, me neither. Wayne?

Wayne

Yup.

Dan

You're saying you could batch 15 times on the 15th, despite the fact that you batched 14 times on the day before, 13 times the day before that, and sos on and sos forth?

Wayne

Yup.

Daryl

Could you - could you do twenty?

Wayne

Yup.

Daryl

Gotta stay hydrated.